Ridgeway Diner

You really have to have good cheekbones
to have a shaved head.
The doctor asked me if I'm going
to have purple hair next time.
A wig would be nice.

I personally can't tell the difference
between moose and caribou.

Oh my God, it's 5 o'clock.
I don't have to be anywhere.
Come over. Meet Joe. Maybe have a cocktail.

Star Wars burlesque, I probably
wouldn't get the references.
I gotta stop. I need to take this to go.
Tell the chef he did it absolutely perfectly.
My mom used to put too much salt on the vegetables.

I gotta call Delta. I just need a seat
near the aisle near the bathroom.

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